Happy Covid Christmas Carols
In the bleak mid-winter, I just want to moan –
Tomorrow shall be my dancing day: when this is all over I’m out every night
O little town of tie-e-e-er 4: who knows when shops will open?
While shepherds watched their flocks by night, all stood two metres apart
I saw three ships come sailing in, with PPE, with PPE
O Come all ye faithful, recorded services on-ly, (no-o-o-o-o-o-o singing allowed).
Good King Wenceslas looked out, he was quarantine-ed.
See amid the winter’s snow, facemask dropped in gutter low
Ding dong merrily on high, I got Tesco deliv’ry!
Away in a manger, already dressed for bed
Deck the halls with ‘I’m not listening’ lalalalalalalalala
Silent night, no one is out, pubs are shut, this is … really very annoying…
Hark the herald angels sing, glory to the three-family-bubble!